a diver descends in the pursuit of riches

[coolmountaineer]

once upon a time there was a man named ticonderoga. his friends would always make fun of his first name (as it was also a brand of pencil) and his lack of a sufficient last one, but he didn't care. he would tell them to 'piss off' and to 'go climb a tree' which they also laughed @. tconderoga had a girlfriend named Jacqueline. she called him tico. she was gonna call him nderoga, but then he went into cardiac arrest. luckily she used her healing powers to medically revive him. anyway, tico one day wanted some milk. really badly. he went out and all he could find was a pint of milk for $$40. he bought it. he got home and was so excited to drink it. maybe mix it w/ some chocolate or even put it in some cereal. he opened the refrigerator and saw a whole gallon of milk. 'dammit,' he said.

the moral of this story is to always check your refrigerator cuz if you don't you end up doing something stupid.. like going to the store and buying milk, when you've already got milk @ home.