FUNNY
Dear hot/sexy guys,
Don't ever talk about pooping, farting, burping or anything gross. You're ruining the illusion for the rest of us that ur a gift from the heavens who doesn't ever need to do these things.
For example, me. I never need to use the restroom, thats for ugly people only. And girls. Girls never shit. FACT. Im extremely clean all the time. If i do need to pass gas, it smells like Febreeze. I must be one of the lucky ones.
Don't ever talk about pooping, farting, burping or anything gross. You're ruining the illusion for the rest of us that ur a gift from the heavens who doesn't ever need to do these things.
For example, me. I never need to use the restroom, thats for ugly people only. And girls. Girls never shit. FACT. Im extremely clean all the time. If i do need to pass gas, it smells like Febreeze. I must be one of the lucky ones.