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with all our brain power. and all our might.
Kaci y Kate. will write a play tonight.
Scene 1:
[boy walks in the room holding a savory scrumptious chocolaty treat]
Girl1: "Hey, Whatchya' got there? Roman Nougert?"
boy: "The cum of all candy? good. very very good." (say 'good' in an accent)
[The boy then turns and with just a blink of the eye "BAMMM SHHHAAAABAM SMACKER CRACKER SLAM" both girls were smacked in the face with an old rubber glove. and that was the last they could handle from this Nougert hogging beast.]
Girl1: "Lets grab our bazookas and assinate him. immediatly."
Girl2: "Gum?"
Girl1: "Yes, I love the comics." [say in an English Accent while pointing pinky to mouth]
[far away in another land]
Boy: "Iv been sitting and pondering of the worlds greatest unknown. How to please a fat chick.. and live."
Boy2: "Make sure shes not choking on her own fat. then, towel her off.. and give her a snack."
Boy: "but, what if I choke on her fat and die first?"
Boy2: "your fucked. literally."
[Back to the closer land]
Girl1: "How can we assinate the boys?"
Girl2: "lets have them bone a fat chick"
Girl1: "Jeenyus! If he doesnt choke on her fat.. then when she does, he will corrude beneath her."
Girl1 and Girl2: Mwaahahahahaha mwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha muahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. [starts coughing]
Girl1: "yo, but first.. pass me that pipe"
Girl2: "werd, man. dude."
[The girls hike up mountains and have rich men fly their private planes to the 'Far away lands' that inhabits the boys. Once there the girls will be able to set up tent and stratagize their next lethal move.]
Girl1: "got monster?"
girl2: "got her!"
Girl1: "come on... come get the cupcake.."
Girl2: "I see the boys!"
[girl1 throws the cupcakes and it lands perfectly in the lap of boy1. The fattie plunges at the cupcke and in a moments time the chocolate forsting was being lick off of the boys lips. passionaly they started making looooooove]
boy: "Hey. This aint so bad."
boy2: "I guess its right what they say: 'he bigger the cushion. the Better the pushin.'"
Boy: "I feel like a donut after a long nights sleep"
[In the end the boys ended up liking the fat chicks more then the skinny girls. Soon Fatties had taken over the world. The hotties died single..childless.. the world... an uglier place.]
Girl1: "int that a bitch."
Kaci y Kate. will write a play tonight.
Scene 1:
[boy walks in the room holding a savory scrumptious chocolaty treat]
Girl1: "Hey, Whatchya' got there? Roman Nougert?"
boy: "The cum of all candy? good. very very good." (say 'good' in an accent)
[The boy then turns and with just a blink of the eye "BAMMM SHHHAAAABAM SMACKER CRACKER SLAM" both girls were smacked in the face with an old rubber glove. and that was the last they could handle from this Nougert hogging beast.]
Girl1: "Lets grab our bazookas and assinate him. immediatly."
Girl2: "Gum?"
Girl1: "Yes, I love the comics." [say in an English Accent while pointing pinky to mouth]
[far away in another land]
Boy: "Iv been sitting and pondering of the worlds greatest unknown. How to please a fat chick.. and live."
Boy2: "Make sure shes not choking on her own fat. then, towel her off.. and give her a snack."
Boy: "but, what if I choke on her fat and die first?"
Boy2: "your fucked. literally."
[Back to the closer land]
Girl1: "How can we assinate the boys?"
Girl2: "lets have them bone a fat chick"
Girl1: "Jeenyus! If he doesnt choke on her fat.. then when she does, he will corrude beneath her."
Girl1 and Girl2: Mwaahahahahaha mwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha muahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. [starts coughing]
Girl1: "yo, but first.. pass me that pipe"
Girl2: "werd, man. dude."
[The girls hike up mountains and have rich men fly their private planes to the 'Far away lands' that inhabits the boys. Once there the girls will be able to set up tent and stratagize their next lethal move.]
Girl1: "got monster?"
girl2: "got her!"
Girl1: "come on... come get the cupcake.."
Girl2: "I see the boys!"
[girl1 throws the cupcakes and it lands perfectly in the lap of boy1. The fattie plunges at the cupcke and in a moments time the chocolate forsting was being lick off of the boys lips. passionaly they started making looooooove]
boy: "Hey. This aint so bad."
boy2: "I guess its right what they say: 'he bigger the cushion. the Better the pushin.'"
Boy: "I feel like a donut after a long nights sleep"
[In the end the boys ended up liking the fat chicks more then the skinny girls. Soon Fatties had taken over the world. The hotties died single..childless.. the world... an uglier place.]
Girl1: "int that a bitch."