Hairy Pizza
My coworker ate dog hair on purpose. They were making pizza and one of the hairs from her dog got baked in, and she couldn't get it out, so she just ate it. And my other two co-workers were like, 'That makes sense'.
Now I realize that not everyone is as repulsed by pet hair in your food as I am, but I was like, why not just cut that piece of your pizza off. Why freakin' eat it? And she then rationalized it with, "Well, it's a short dog hair. . . " and "This is really really good pizza. . ." and "At least I know the dog. . ." Blech! This is madness.
Now I realize that not everyone is as repulsed by pet hair in your food as I am, but I was like, why not just cut that piece of your pizza off. Why freakin' eat it? And she then rationalized it with, "Well, it's a short dog hair. . . " and "This is really really good pizza. . ." and "At least I know the dog. . ." Blech! This is madness.