The impossible dream...

[coolhandskippy]

I have a vision. A vision of one day, owning a room in my house. This room will be filled entirely with break-away furniture and objects. A china cabinet with fancy plates that I can smash on my head when company comes over. Chairs I can break over grandma's femur. And bottles I can eat.

I'm probably the worst person in the world to give a large sum of money to...