Least the water's beneath your chin
Funny story...
Last night Kayleigh, Matt and I were standing outside my apartment smoking. This guy rides up on a bike and asks for a cigarette. Matt is the only one that had them so he says yeah, but then realizes that he doesn't have the pack on him and tells the guy sorry but nevermind. The guy gets all pissed and calls him a prick and rides away. I thought he said something about being politically incorrect (which would of been funny because he was white) and started laughing. The guy then rode back to my apartment and proceeded to yell at Matt for being an asshole and tell us thats how people get killed in this country. By this time it was weird that this guy got this upset over not getting a cigarette, so I started telling him to get the hell out of here and to fuck off. After a couple minutes of Matt and me arguing with him he decided to ride off again and called me a dirty name. Kayleigh and I started laughing so the guy thought it would be a good idea to tell us that he was going to slit our throats and and starts to reach into his pocket. I'm getting a little scared now so Matt just tries to talk to him and I get my phone and tell him that I'm going to call the cops if he doesn't leave. Matt offers to give him a cigarette now if he just leaves. Now Kayleigh, who hasn't said a word to this guy the whole time, starts yelling and cursing at him to get the fuck out of here and that he isn't going to come here and threaten out lives then get a cigarette out of it. Finally after Kayleigh yells at him for another minute he insults her then rides off for good. We are all a little rattled at this point and are just really shocked that that just happened. I end up calling the police to report the threat because the guy knows where Kayleigh and I live. Which pisses me off more, because I hate the police and this douche made me call them. Point being: people are retarded and I hope he got hit by a car when he rode away.
I'm starting to take walks/runs around my neighborhood to get my endurance up for the hikes at The Gorge. I'm going to have to deal with Adam's P90x shit as it is.
Last night Kayleigh, Matt and I were standing outside my apartment smoking. This guy rides up on a bike and asks for a cigarette. Matt is the only one that had them so he says yeah, but then realizes that he doesn't have the pack on him and tells the guy sorry but nevermind. The guy gets all pissed and calls him a prick and rides away. I thought he said something about being politically incorrect (which would of been funny because he was white) and started laughing. The guy then rode back to my apartment and proceeded to yell at Matt for being an asshole and tell us thats how people get killed in this country. By this time it was weird that this guy got this upset over not getting a cigarette, so I started telling him to get the hell out of here and to fuck off. After a couple minutes of Matt and me arguing with him he decided to ride off again and called me a dirty name. Kayleigh and I started laughing so the guy thought it would be a good idea to tell us that he was going to slit our throats and and starts to reach into his pocket. I'm getting a little scared now so Matt just tries to talk to him and I get my phone and tell him that I'm going to call the cops if he doesn't leave. Matt offers to give him a cigarette now if he just leaves. Now Kayleigh, who hasn't said a word to this guy the whole time, starts yelling and cursing at him to get the fuck out of here and that he isn't going to come here and threaten out lives then get a cigarette out of it. Finally after Kayleigh yells at him for another minute he insults her then rides off for good. We are all a little rattled at this point and are just really shocked that that just happened. I end up calling the police to report the threat because the guy knows where Kayleigh and I live. Which pisses me off more, because I hate the police and this douche made me call them. Point being: people are retarded and I hope he got hit by a car when he rode away.
I'm starting to take walks/runs around my neighborhood to get my endurance up for the hikes at The Gorge. I'm going to have to deal with Adam's P90x shit as it is.