Peace and Bread

[coolgekko]

You know what I really, really hate, more than a whole bunch of other bad stuff? Stale bread. Especially French bread, y'know the good kind from Dahl's, and then you find that some moron left it out overnight and now it's all stale. It's terrible; it's one of the seven deadly sins. Stale bread is what causes crime in the world. Think about it man: without stale bread, there would be no terrorism, no Saddam Hussein, no Osama bin Laden, no nobody. And this is why, when Kerry is elected, we need to pull all the troops out of Iraq and launch Operation Mmm Mmm Fresh to make sure ALL the bread stays fresh ALL the time! The leaving out of bread overnight so that he becomes hard and stale will become a global crime and evil bread perpetrators will be tried in front of the U.N. Peace would reign over the U.S. and Europe, the Israelis and Palestinians would stop fighting, and all over peace would reign. Fresh bread would become the new symbol for world peace. Come one, come all! We need YOUR help! The time is at hand for fresh bread to be delivered all the world over. Only that soft, carbohydrate-saturated goodness can truly bring and end to all wars.

Do you want peace? Do you believe in ULTIMATE BREAD FRESHNESS?? Petition the White House! Write to the U.N.! No child will be left behind! Raaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN FRESH BREAD??