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[coolest_cat]

[Video feed drifts lazily about New Bark Town. I'm sure you've seen it all before. An amused, disembodied voice begins speaking.]

All right. Obviously, there isn't enough room in this town for an asylum, so I won't bother trying to check into one.

[The camera lingers briefly on Mom's house. The unspoken implication is 'or trying to get others

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[usedsuitup]

It sucks. And doesn't stop sucking until you reach Goldenrod.

[coolest_cat]

Goldenrod, is it? Tell me that's where the exit door is.

Failing that, a cute secretary.

[usedsuitup]

I wish bro. I wish. No exit door, but civilization.

Also, try the Joys at the pokemon center. Not to mention that the girls around here fall for a decent amount of flattery.

[coolest_cat]

Joys? What sort of joys can you find at a pokemon center?

[Youji laughs.]

Quite a relief, I don't think anyone wants to see an indecent amount.

[usedsuitup]

Oh, quite a few, if you know where to look. [He's slept with three of them]

That's for sure.

[coolest_cat]

Now, you'll have to back up. What sort of center are we talking about? I'm afraid you've lost me.

[usedsuitup]

Pokemon Center, bro. There's one in each town and they got a red roof.

[coolest_cat]

Yes, but what does one do there?

[Besides Joy. 'sagiven.]

[usedsuitup]

Well, you can get a job, heal your pokemon, get information. It's sort of an all purpose place. And not that exciting.

[coolest_cat]

Doesn't sound at all joyful. Useful, but not joyful.

Tell me more about Goldenrod.

[usedsuitup]

From what I've seen, it's the best city so far. It's an actual city, with roads and skyscrapers, decent bars to. And a casino, which is pretty awesome.

It's the closest I can get to home.

[coolest_cat]

[Youji laughs.]

Barring the casino, I think I'll end up agreeing with you. I'm from Tokyo, I'm not even sure I can breathe this air. No car exhaust.

[usedsuitup]

Yeah, this place is way too natural. I don't do the camping thing.

[coolest_cat]

Agreed; if the planet was meant to remain as-is, we wouldn't have cement mixers.