LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS
THE UNDERDOME IS OPEN FOR INTERWORLD BUSINESS
Thanks to one very cute, holy boy--well, holey boy, now, we have unlocked a very special door! This door is a gateway between the Underworld and all other worlds, and is a simple commute to the Underdome itself!
So, for all you humble challengers of me, you're welcome in! However, you must do it right, you little brats. There are five tournaments, each to be held after we collect so many winners from each level. The FINAL TOURNAMENT, the Hades Cup, is where, should you reach the twentieth level, you will get to compete with me!
ME. Hades! Lord of the Underworld, Ruler of the Dead, and the guy who slept with yo' momma last night.
So! Questions, comments, complaints? Outrage? Shrill anger?
DON'T BITCH TO ME. C'monnnn down to the Underdome and DO. THINGS. RIGHT.