[13] -> Has someone taken your faith?

[coolbowtie]

[All around Mayfield, since Christmas day, residence might see a blue box materialize somewhere in the town only to disappear a few seconds later and reappear somewhere else in town. This continues to happen all throughout the day and night.

A. Occasionally, The Doctor will open the door of the blue box to peer around, only to slam the door shut

Comments

A.

[supersizedpower]

You too?

But you said you saved England from evil aliens and stuff.

[coolbowtie]

Of course, I did. Done it a million times, but it doesn't mean anything if things had been better of if you'd never done so.

[coolbowtie]

...Not that they are. Of course, things aren't better without me.

[supersizedpower]

Well, England really doesn't get along with aliens, so it probably helped a lot.

[coolbowtie]

...Yeah, yeah of course.

[supersizedpower]

...It's just weird that so many people are finding out everybody would've been better off without them.

Maybe Mayfield only takes guys like that. Mine was probably a mix up, though.

[coolbowtie]

Yeah, probably. It's all probably just a big lie to get at us, one big joke being played on us.

...Completely untrue.

[supersizedpower]

Yeah, probably.

Maybe Santa's workshop had a mix up. I'm usually on the nice list.

[coolbowtie]

Well, somehow I doubt it was Santa doing all this. Can't be, Father Christmas is too nice of a chap to do this to everyone.

[supersizedpower]

Yeah, you're probably right. I don't think Santa's elves make mistakes, anyway.

[coolbowtie]

[This is a good subject, who's behind all this and the like. That's something he can do and so he latches on to it]

Right, so the question is, if that wasn't Father Christmas and it wasn't Grady, the Mayor, and perhaps by extensions Lucy Smith, then who was it?

[supersizedpower]

...Maybe it was an evil Santa clone.

And he lives at the South Pole and his sleigh is powered by penguins and people who hate Christmas.