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[coolbowtie]

Ah, look it's Christmas in Mayfield. Isn't that just lovely? All the snow and lights, just like a perfect picture. A time for family and friends. I like Christmas, it's a nice human holiday, all about peace and joy and goodwill to everyone.

However, Christmas is a time when everyone needs to be on the look out for danger. Why? Because things

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[supersizedpower]

Yeah, last year they turned us into kids and then they sent us to the future, only more horrible, and everything nearly blew up.

But maybe this year something better will happen, like all that stuff you just said!

[coolbowtie]

I knew things would be horrible at Christmas here. All of that sounds horrible.

But no, all those things nearly ended with the world being blown up. I'd like to avoid that, personally.

[supersizedpower]

Just nearly!

What's a Cyberking? I wanna see one!

[coolbowtie]

It's a giant Cyberman, a sort of robot... race... thing. Anyway, it's 20 stories tall, nasty and out to destroy London, but not too difficult to take care of in the end.

Oh, I'm sure he'll pop up again. My enemies tend to do that, even after I defeat them.

[supersizedpower]

...How come London? That's kind of stupid.

[coolbowtie]

Because London is an excellent place. And close to Cardiff where the temporal rift is. Or maybe aliens are just fond of the skyline.

[supersizedpower]

It's okay, but not that great.

Aliens always attack New York. Or sometimes Tokyo, but mostly New York. You know?

[coolbowtie]

Aliens attack a lot different places, I just tend to clean the problem up before anyone notices. But yes, I've stopped aliens in New York, not just any aliens either, Daleks.

[supersizedpower]

So the good ones go to New York, but the ones who can't handle it go to London. Gotcha!

[coolbowtie]

...You're not listening at all, are you.

[supersizedpower]

I guess I'd better get started on some cool laser weapons in case Daleks come.

[coolbowtie]

Well, I actually expect you'll be killed rather quickly considering your... intelligence. But if you manage to get a laser, aim for the eyestalk!

[supersizedpower]

Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense.

It's all back in New Mexico, though.

[coolbowtie]

You mean Roswell?

[supersizedpower]

Yeah. Well, there and Area 51.

I don't have any of my alien intelligence here.

[coolbowtie]

Haven't been there in awhile, might be time for another visit once I get out of here.

What sort of intelligence do you have?