How does it KNOW? :)
Your New Years Resolution Should Be: Get rid of your "computer butt"
You've got more than "back" - you've got a big, fat ass.
And it's probably because you count multiple IM sessions as exercise
So, get yourself on the Hacker's Diet, stat...
And then you can stop pretending that you're a hot chick in chat rooms.
What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?