There's them warm fuzzies again

[cool_vamp]

So, it was the kids first Christmas, and, of course, they got spoilt rotten. I have to fly over stuff to get to more stuff. ...Maybe they coulda used a bit more

Comments

[yourlolitajesus]

Are you really a vampire?

[cool_vamp]

Yep, the fangs not give it away, Mack? I'm one'a many vamps on here.

[yourlolitajesus]

I had to ask, because the last creature I threw holy water on turned out to be a misunderstood teenager. People were disappointed when he didn't melt.

[cool_vamp]

Ahhh....right. I'm taking it that this was an evil vampire? 'Cause I don't drink from people, honest, been on the wagon for ages.

[yourlolitajesus]

Are you Catholic?

[cool_vamp]

...No, I'm a vampire.

[yourlolitajesus]

Would you mind if I vanquished you? I keep blessing Badou's drinks when he's not looking, but he never melts. Having someone melt would be very satisfying.

[cool_vamp]

.....

Err...

I'm really rather you wouldn't. I got kids.

[yourlolitajesus]

Do you have any daughters? Having a vampire as a father, they might be in need of spiritual counseling.

[cool_vamp]

Three sons, and they don't need no spiritual counseling. And they're babies, you creep.

[yourlolitajesus]

You're not that interesting. Boring a priest is a sin.

[cool_vamp]

...You're a very odd priest, ain't ya?

[yourlolitajesus]

I'm a Bishop and a pillar of my community. All charge were dismissed.

[cool_vamp]

Why am I not believing you?

[kinda_trippy]

Please don't melt him, he's very nice and good and doesn't kill people and he's my babies father and it would be very not-nice if they had to grow up without their father. :(

[yourlolitajesus]

a/s/l?