MEME!
Yeah, I saw this and couldn't resist.
1. Vinnie is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
2. Vinnie destroyed the periodic table, because Vinnie only recognizes the element of surprise.
3. Vinnie can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
4. Vinnie qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
5. They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Vinnie killed the cat. Every single one of them.
6. Vinnie doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
7. Vinnie can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
8. Vinnie did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
9. Vinnie can slam a revolving door.
10. Vinnie can delete the Recycling Bin.
Okay, I don't bathe in my foodstuff, but the rest are pretty accurate. DEATH TO THE CATS!!!
1. Vinnie is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
2. Vinnie destroyed the periodic table, because Vinnie only recognizes the element of surprise.
3. Vinnie can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
4. Vinnie qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
5. They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Vinnie killed the cat. Every single one of them.
6. Vinnie doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
7. Vinnie can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
8. Vinnie did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
9. Vinnie can slam a revolving door.
10. Vinnie can delete the Recycling Bin.
Okay, I don't bathe in my foodstuff, but the rest are pretty accurate. DEATH TO THE CATS!!!