New pad

[cool_vamp]

So, I finally moved out of that love-nest and took over Sal's Sanctuary. It's nice ta have a place of my own.

Anyways, I decided to clean out the attic because it needed it (and not because I am avoiding panicking about my impending fatherhood in any way) and I found spiders the size of coypu in there. When did you last go in that attic, Sal? I

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[hex_you_up]

What's a coypu?

[cool_vamp]

Wow, they ain't well known, are they?

[hex_you_up]

Awww, it's cute!

And yeah, those sound like Acromantulas, love.

[cool_vamp]

It is, kinda.

Hmm, giant organized spiders. I bet you could build an army outta them....

[hex_you_up]

No.

[cool_vamp]

Pleeeeaaaase?

I won't take over the world or nothing.

[hex_you_up]

Bad vampire.

[cool_vamp]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? 0.0

[hex_you_up]

Yes, you. XP

[cool_vamp]

I'm as innocent as the freshly driven snow, me.

[hex_you_up]

Such lies.

[cool_vamp]

NO! Not me! Never told a lie in my unlife.

[hex_you_up]

This is the face I make when I believe you. :|

[cool_vamp]

And this is the face I make when I've been believed :D

[hex_you_up]

XDDDD.

[silver_snark]

I agree with Ginevra. Absolutely NOT.