Ahem.

[cool_vamp]

As I am her BFF, it if my solem duty to wish Tonks a:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

And, because I am such a good pal, I have oodles of presents! You hear that, Tonks? STUFF!

Comments

[teh_hasselhoff]

WHAT A WONDERFUL DISPLAY OF BIFFLEFUL BEHAVIOR YOUNG PADAHOFF!!!!!
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

And wherever did you get that adorable hugging thing? I simply must have one!

[cool_vamp]

Thank you!

Well, there's a shop called Haw... NO NO I'M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING! GO AWAY!

[teh_hasselhoff]

;___________________;
Why not?

See, PadaHoff? Slowly but surely, you're starting to like me... >:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[cool_vamp]

BECAUSE!

No, I'm not! NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT!

[teh_hasselhoff]

That's not a very intelligent answer. Reggie would not approve. *nodnod*

H: ":OOOOOOOOO Are you alright, Young PadaHoff?"
P.H.: "I'm fine, getting training for my bat prob....HEY! I still don't like you!"

Add that to today... Well, you'll soon be seeing more clearly, PadaHoff.
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[cool_vamp]

Reggie ain't none of your buisness grrrrrrrrr

That conversation will never happen. You know why? Because I ain't your PadaHoff!!!

[teh_hasselhoff]

Reggie and I got on quite famously while you were flapping about and typing long lines of e's. He thought you were hallucinating about me again.

...It already happened. I used the "copy" & "paste" things. :DDDDD

[cool_vamp]

WHAT?!!! Oh, oh OUCH. We need to have words, my Mate and I.

You lie!

[teh_hasselhoff]

Be nice to Reggie!!! He's a true fan!!!!

Click for yourself! And shame on you for calling the Hoff a liar! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

[cool_vamp]

No he's not.

That is me remembering you are eeeeevil! EVIL!

[teh_hasselhoff]

Yah-huh. :D

No, it's the fact that you had to remember it at all, my Young PadaHoff. >:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD