Not again.
I turned into a bat again. I thought it was because of that zoo thing, like everyone else. But noooooooo it looks like I inherited Daddy Dearest's shapeshifting abilities. I don't want 'em! Do you know how confusing it is to shift from a vampire to a teeny, tiny bat? VERY confusing, that's how! My brain goes all.... for lack of a better word, I'm gonna use 'fuzzy'.
I woke up tonight on top of the refrigerator
Oh well. Maybe this is just a temporary thing. Maybe if I ignore it, it will go away, like an insurance salesman. I sure ain't going to ask Dad's help in dealing with this. That is the most final of final straws. Just in case I do turn into a bat and forget that I'm not actually a bat (again), I have made myself a little card, I'm sure I can tie to to my leg or something.
If anyone sees a small, confused bat flying around with this on, please take me home, or at least get me to a place where I won't get a very quick tan, if you know what I mean.
I woke up tonight on top of the refrigerator
Oh well. Maybe this is just a temporary thing. Maybe if I ignore it, it will go away, like an insurance salesman. I sure ain't going to ask Dad's help in dealing with this. That is the most final of final straws. Just in case I do turn into a bat and forget that I'm not actually a bat (again), I have made myself a little card, I'm sure I can tie to to my leg or something.
If anyone sees a small, confused bat flying around with this on, please take me home, or at least get me to a place where I won't get a very quick tan, if you know what I mean.