This was not part of the job orientation package.

[cool_kenya]

The fact that I'm going to get felt up by this moving plant when moving into my assigned room should have been written in BIG BOLD
letters as part of my employment package.

Excuse me while I go to the nearest hardware store and buy myself a chainsaw.

Comments

[oshitarisensei]

You must have missed it. The plant happens to be the and get one free of the employment package.

Long time no see.

[cool_kenya]

Well I don't want it so I'm giving it away.

Yeah, it's been a while.

[oshitarisensei]

I'm sure one of the many attempts to vanquish it will work out eventually. Don't worry so much about it.

What are you up to?

[cool_kenya]

I'd rather not get harassed every time I want to get into my room.

Nothing much. Courses in business admin, and this as a side job. What about you?

[oshitarisensei]

Move your dresser in front of your door.

A business man, eh? I'm quite proud of you. I'm just the resident doctor.

[cool_kenya]

I need to get in and out to get to class you know.

Nothing like that, just want my own restaurant/bar. I'm sure aunt and uncle are very proud of you.

[oshitarisensei]

I suppose that's true. Have you considered the window?

You would be a wonderful restaurant owner; learn all you can here. And my parents know better than that.

[cool_kenya]

That's just a hassle.

You're at least kind of following in uncle's footsteps, instead of like me.

[oshitarisensei]

It would have a very James Bond feel.

I'm doing a very leisurely and tangent filled version of following in his footsteps.

[cool_kenya]

And then I might twist my ankle and where would I be?

That's just like you.

[oshitarisensei]

In my office.

But of course.

[cool_kenya]

Yes, and not earning any money or anything else I could have been doing instead.