This was not part of the job orientation package.

[cool_kenya]

The fact that I'm going to get felt up by this moving plant when moving into my assigned room should have been written in BIG BOLD
letters as part of my employment package.

Excuse me while I go to the nearest hardware store and buy myself a chainsaw.

Comments

[gummy_tensai]

Wanna borrow a sword? =D

[cool_kenya]

Nah, the chainsaw should be fine.

[gummy_tensai]

Trust me, newbie, you're going to need all the help you can get.

[cool_kenya]

I don't think the sword will do any better than my chainsaw.

[gummy_tensai]

Considering a flamethrower failed, you're going to need back up.

[cool_kenya]

I got a big bottle of industrial strength weedkiller as backup.