I hate it when the Earth doesn't open up and swallow me when I want it to.

[cooking_spray]

MY ORANGE PUMPS THAT I ORDERED TWO WEEKS AGO ARE NOT GOING TO ARRIVE IN TIME FOR CONAN, BECAUSE THE SELLER JUST SENT THEM OUT YESTERDAY. I AM DISPLEASED. HIGHLY DISPLEASED.

And they were VINTAGE orange pumps. Which cannot even fulfill the intention there were purchased to serve. D;

Too bad for Etsy seller, though. Her shoes will not be with CoCo, but my feet still will, so ha, ha, ha.

I think I'm a little excited? I'm a little excited.