You're so gay, you don't even park straight.

[cooking_spray]

Highlight of my day:

Boy in JC Penney: Raaaaah! That girl has a dragon shirt! *point*

Why yes, I do shop in the boys' department of Wal-Mart.

Also, Tenchi Muyo! in Love, paraphrased:

Ryoko: Tenchi, I'm here!
Tenchi: You mean the girl from my dreams is real?
Ayeka: Lord Tenchi, it's me!
Tenchi: What? Who're you?

. . . And it's not much better in context. XD

Comprehensive entry tomorrow, in other words.