Neighbour Etiquette (Warning:Mildly Bloody?)
My sister and I fancy ourselves pretty good neighbours.
We love having people over, we love getting to know the neighbourhood.
We're friendly people. Well, she is anyways.
Although, friendship works both ways you see. Firstly, is starts with etiquette,
and this chick, ain't got nothing going for her.
Don't get me wrong, we've got plenty of neighbour friends. Almost all are wonderful people, they bring us gifts,
they teach us new things,
and most importantly, they've become people we've cared for dearly. We've had bad company before, and my sister draws the line thin.
She understands if they get bored listening to our family history, I mean,
it's a long
long,
long,
long, long
LONG,
history. People get bored, fine.
She also understands if people are sometimes a bit sloppy, isn't everyone sometimes?
But the line ends when you find yourself at the dinner table.
"You're a bit early aren't you?"
"The door..Where's the door?!"
"Was that really necessary?"
"Bitch should've eaten my food."
"Eat your fruits kids~"
Thank you for reading everyone ^^
This was just a little short story about how annoying it is when people come over for dinner/food and they complain about not liking the food or the dish, despite even trying it.I mean,really?At least put the damn thing in your mouth first before making a comment on how you can't possibly consume such foods. I'm not expecting you to love everything you try, but at least try it twice.*Grr* Remember that someone slaved over a hot stove to make you that meal!
Thanks for reading everyone!Have some milk and cookies!