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It is good to be a woman:
We got off the Titanic first.
...Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
..We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
.. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
.. We will never regret piercing our ears.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
We got off the Titanic first.
...Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
..We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
.. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
.. We will never regret piercing our ears.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.