MY OSCAR POST
EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR "CRASH": I HATE YOU.
GEORGE CLOONEY: I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES.
PENGUIN MEN: YOU FRENCHIES ARE OH SO CUTE!
AMY AND MICHELLE: DON'T WORRY YOU WERE JUST AS GOOD, BUT IT WAS RACHAELS YEAR!
PHIL: YOU DESERVED IT.
ANG LEE: YOU WERE PROBABLY ROBBED OF BEST PICTURE, BUT I'M GLAD YOU GOT YOUR OSCAR.
J LO: EWW, GO AWAY! YOU AND YOUR UGLY HUSBAND!
GEORGE CLOONEY: I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES.
PENGUIN MEN: YOU FRENCHIES ARE OH SO CUTE!
AMY AND MICHELLE: DON'T WORRY YOU WERE JUST AS GOOD, BUT IT WAS RACHAELS YEAR!
PHIL: YOU DESERVED IT.
ANG LEE: YOU WERE PROBABLY ROBBED OF BEST PICTURE, BUT I'M GLAD YOU GOT YOUR OSCAR.
J LO: EWW, GO AWAY! YOU AND YOUR UGLY HUSBAND!