Yes I want to die fat drunk and happy!!
The roommate and Heather are going to the gym. They are stupid enough to think that they have a snowballs chance in hell of going.
Me: Fuck you
Roomie: Okay you NEED to go
Me:I'm fat and happy, leave me alone
Roomie: It will make you feel good about yourself, I always feel better after I run.
Me: I feel better about myself when I'm drinking.
Roomie: Now thats a problem
Me: Besides I have mad shit to get done while you are gone. *Pours another drink* I will accomplish a lot
Roomie: Like finishing that bottle; its too early
Me: 1 is not too early, it can never be too early
Roomie: You just woke up
Me: So...I'm fat drunk and happy..
Time lapse
Roomie:You better do something productive while I'm gone
Me: I'm already doing something productive, okay fine, I'll eat chinese food
Roomie:I mean healthy
Me: I'm doing somthing healthy, I'm happy, healthy is not happy. You're just fucked in the head
Roomie: You are fucked in the head, you know how many runners there are?
Me: You know how many alcoholics there are?
Roomie: Yeah but they have to go to rehab, and get help and stuff...
Me: Rehab is for quitters
Roomie: I feel bad for your kids
me: *Laughs*
Roomie: I give up....*leaves*....Fat ass
Me: Unhappy person!
Why does this amuse me so? I will die before her, but I will be fat, drunk and happy!
Which is the best way to go through life!
Me: Fuck you
Roomie: Okay you NEED to go
Me:I'm fat and happy, leave me alone
Roomie: It will make you feel good about yourself, I always feel better after I run.
Me: I feel better about myself when I'm drinking.
Roomie: Now thats a problem
Me: Besides I have mad shit to get done while you are gone. *Pours another drink* I will accomplish a lot
Roomie: Like finishing that bottle; its too early
Me: 1 is not too early, it can never be too early
Roomie: You just woke up
Me: So...I'm fat drunk and happy..
Time lapse
Roomie:You better do something productive while I'm gone
Me: I'm already doing something productive, okay fine, I'll eat chinese food
Roomie:I mean healthy
Me: I'm doing somthing healthy, I'm happy, healthy is not happy. You're just fucked in the head
Roomie: You are fucked in the head, you know how many runners there are?
Me: You know how many alcoholics there are?
Roomie: Yeah but they have to go to rehab, and get help and stuff...
Me: Rehab is for quitters
Roomie: I feel bad for your kids
me: *Laughs*
Roomie: I give up....*leaves*....Fat ass
Me: Unhappy person!
Why does this amuse me so? I will die before her, but I will be fat, drunk and happy!
Which is the best way to go through life!