Not my gum drop button!!!!
oh my GAWD shrek 2 was hellof good. i think i liked the first one better though-but i don't really remember. anyways...
The highlight of my life (i seem to have a lot of those. hmmmmmm...)
Ok so here's the set up: Shrek, Donkay, and puss in boots are trapped in a cylindrical jail cell where they are hanging from the walls in cuffs. To break them out the three blind mice and all them other fairytale creatures lower pinoccio into pick the lock and break them out with his growing nose.
Donkay: Tell a lie pinoccio
Pinoccio: what should i say
Donkay: Say something ridiculous like "i'm wearing woman's underwear"
Pinoccio: ummmm...okay...I'm wearing woman's underwear
nothing happens (giggle giggle)
Shrek: arrre yu??
Pinoccio (in the funniest squealiest voice ever): I most certaintly am not!
his nose grows!!!
they all crack up.
Donkay: you are!
Pinoccio: am not
his nose grows AGAIN!
someone: what kind is it??
Someone else: (snaps his thong) it's a thong!!
they all crack up again. and i fall over on the floor laughing.
IT WAS SOOO GREAT!
but moving on. so me annessa, alex, and dalya went (to the movie that is) and afterwards me and annessa had sushi and nora calls me all freaking out:
nora: omg im having an EMERGENCY
me: omg what what?
nora: i don't know waht shoes to wear to prom!!!!
me: ugh you retard. im coming over.
so being the great friend that i am i came over and helped her and i picked out hellof cute shoes and adorable accecories and she looked hawt. i don't know what she would have done without me. the red orange necklace was not gonnna happen lol.
I'm so excited for the bonfire sat night. oh oh and santa cruz for annessa's bday wendsday and thursday. oh oh and directing my bro's play. oh and and harry potter bitches what what.
The highlight of my life (i seem to have a lot of those. hmmmmmm...)
Ok so here's the set up: Shrek, Donkay, and puss in boots are trapped in a cylindrical jail cell where they are hanging from the walls in cuffs. To break them out the three blind mice and all them other fairytale creatures lower pinoccio into pick the lock and break them out with his growing nose.
Donkay: Tell a lie pinoccio
Pinoccio: what should i say
Donkay: Say something ridiculous like "i'm wearing woman's underwear"
Pinoccio: ummmm...okay...I'm wearing woman's underwear
nothing happens (giggle giggle)
Shrek: arrre yu??
Pinoccio (in the funniest squealiest voice ever): I most certaintly am not!
his nose grows!!!
they all crack up.
Donkay: you are!
Pinoccio: am not
his nose grows AGAIN!
someone: what kind is it??
Someone else: (snaps his thong) it's a thong!!
they all crack up again. and i fall over on the floor laughing.
IT WAS SOOO GREAT!
but moving on. so me annessa, alex, and dalya went (to the movie that is) and afterwards me and annessa had sushi and nora calls me all freaking out:
nora: omg im having an EMERGENCY
me: omg what what?
nora: i don't know waht shoes to wear to prom!!!!
me: ugh you retard. im coming over.
so being the great friend that i am i came over and helped her and i picked out hellof cute shoes and adorable accecories and she looked hawt. i don't know what she would have done without me. the red orange necklace was not gonnna happen lol.
I'm so excited for the bonfire sat night. oh oh and santa cruz for annessa's bday wendsday and thursday. oh oh and directing my bro's play. oh and and harry potter bitches what what.