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The kids have been off from school for two days. The snowstorm has passed, but all that the sunshine does is glisten off the (literally) 6-foot snow drifts.
The dog just chooses a place in the yard, gently sinks into a drift, and pees. He hasn't been walked in weeks, and the poop is so frozen that I can't pick it up with a baggie. I'm going to have to borrow the neighbor's jackhammer.
If the stupid school district cancels again tomorrow, I'm going to hunt the superintendent down like the dog he is and perform some taxidermy.
P.S. Did you know that babies who drink soy formula have poop that looks like Army green paste? I was quite amazed...
The dog just chooses a place in the yard, gently sinks into a drift, and pees. He hasn't been walked in weeks, and the poop is so frozen that I can't pick it up with a baggie. I'm going to have to borrow the neighbor's jackhammer.
If the stupid school district cancels again tomorrow, I'm going to hunt the superintendent down like the dog he is and perform some taxidermy.
P.S. Did you know that babies who drink soy formula have poop that looks like Army green paste? I was quite amazed...