in case of fire...
I took our suite's security coordinator position because no one else wanted it. Here's my memo to the office...
re: a note from your security coordinator
Hi everybody,
I went to the safety coordinator training meeting yesterday and learned that I’m supposed to “act as a liaison with Security … to report unsafe conditions in your department on an ongoing basis”.
Unfortunately, I’m the one causing the unsafe conditions when I burn baked potatoes in the microwave.
You’re all doomed.
So the next time I seriously burn a potato, accidentally set the whole building on fire, and we need to leave the building completely, please meet me inside the Adelbert Gym (across the street). I’d appreciate it if you’d stand at the back of the gym, farthest from the front entrance so I can easily find all of you.
If you have any further questions, I probably can’t answer them.
Thank you,
Crista
re: a note from your security coordinator
Hi everybody,
I went to the safety coordinator training meeting yesterday and learned that I’m supposed to “act as a liaison with Security … to report unsafe conditions in your department on an ongoing basis”.
Unfortunately, I’m the one causing the unsafe conditions when I burn baked potatoes in the microwave.
You’re all doomed.
So the next time I seriously burn a potato, accidentally set the whole building on fire, and we need to leave the building completely, please meet me inside the Adelbert Gym (across the street). I’d appreciate it if you’d stand at the back of the gym, farthest from the front entrance so I can easily find all of you.
If you have any further questions, I probably can’t answer them.
Thank you,
Crista