It's time For Another Installment Of...
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow. But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.
Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed.
Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
Your whole family is Democrats, except little Mary. She lernt to readin'.
Your family tree has no forks.
You take a six-pack cooler to church.
You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
You have to go outside to get something out of the "fridge".