why me?
So i'm sitting here in the dark at 2:10 in the god damn fucking morning.
Why you may ask?
Because I'm waiting.
I'm waiting for my god damn cat to come inside. I didn't let her out...but i still have to do the fucking dirty work and vainly chase her around the yard and wait by the door for her "i'm cold! let me in" meow. Shouldn't the person who let her out be up? I mean, it IS this person's day off tomorrow. And I KNOW she'd make me chase after her dog if I let it out...so why am I the one fucking freezing my ass off outside? Cuz i'm a chump, I'm too nice, and god damn it...it's a cute cat. I can hear the bell on her neck taunting me outside. I don't dare go look for fear of her running away again. Waiting will only bore her, and hopefully draw her into my clutches. Fuckin A. She was just by the door, and then decided to leave. Why did we have to domesticate animals? Don't we have enough things in life to worry about other than another living breathing creature outside of our species? At least train them to do something like do the dishes...or look for themselves. Or at least adapt us humans to have cat-like reflexes so we can catch the damn things.
Obviously this is all 2am ramble. but what else am I to do when waiting for a fucking feline? Hope everyone else is getting enough sleep. I'd hate for anyone to be cold, or have ice dumped on them, or have cat claws in their eyes, or doors slammed loudly. I'd just utterly hate it. It's a good thing the only person who has to work tomorrow is up waiting for the cat.
why do you do this to me kitty? you come to the door in 10 minutes during the day. But at night, you have to live outside? STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why you may ask?
Because I'm waiting.
I'm waiting for my god damn cat to come inside. I didn't let her out...but i still have to do the fucking dirty work and vainly chase her around the yard and wait by the door for her "i'm cold! let me in" meow. Shouldn't the person who let her out be up? I mean, it IS this person's day off tomorrow. And I KNOW she'd make me chase after her dog if I let it out...so why am I the one fucking freezing my ass off outside? Cuz i'm a chump, I'm too nice, and god damn it...it's a cute cat. I can hear the bell on her neck taunting me outside. I don't dare go look for fear of her running away again. Waiting will only bore her, and hopefully draw her into my clutches. Fuckin A. She was just by the door, and then decided to leave. Why did we have to domesticate animals? Don't we have enough things in life to worry about other than another living breathing creature outside of our species? At least train them to do something like do the dishes...or look for themselves. Or at least adapt us humans to have cat-like reflexes so we can catch the damn things.
Obviously this is all 2am ramble. but what else am I to do when waiting for a fucking feline? Hope everyone else is getting enough sleep. I'd hate for anyone to be cold, or have ice dumped on them, or have cat claws in their eyes, or doors slammed loudly. I'd just utterly hate it. It's a good thing the only person who has to work tomorrow is up waiting for the cat.
why do you do this to me kitty? you come to the door in 10 minutes during the day. But at night, you have to live outside? STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!