UPDATE!!!
Okay, so i have another good story guys.
Last weekend i started my first day at Forever 21...eh...
I went to a party Saterday night that ended up with girls in tears and bloody noses. There was a girl fight so big that the police were called and everyone thought they were going to get arrested. So this hosue we are at are surounded by police and there is a spot light on the house. i realized that everyone at this party was like 14, 15,16. I was pissed. They need to be playing with Barbies, not getting drunk, inhaleing nitrix oxide and all that illegal stuff. So, since i was pissed (because i founf out this 14 year old who was in the car with me and Heather was Coked out...) I decided to calm everyone down by saying "If you are 18, you have nothing to worry about!" Then half the party said that were not, i then said "Okay well then if i were you i would get into your car and leave." OH BUT WAIT! THEY ARE WHAT...14 YEARS OLD?? THEY DON'T DRIVE!!! so i then said "If you don't drive, i would suggest you start running..." Heather was being chased by the cops apparantly and i was left behind at this little kid preschool party house. Cool....luckly i found a ride to another friends house. But this isn't the good story.
It gets better...
So Sunday morning.. Andy Dick calls me. He is going to be photographed by some famous photographer named Lionel Deluy. He though this would be a good oppertunity for me to do some modeling with the big timers. Well, i said no, because Noli does not want me talking to him, let alone modeling with him. I told my mom and she told me to call Andy and tell him yes. So i did. So Samantha J. and I rolled down to Venice Beach for the photoshoot. Andy was running fashionably late, but then he arrived......with his kids.. and his 18 year old son. So... Andy has told everyone that i am his girlfriend...wtf is his son thinking. yea.. AWKWARD.
After a few hours of waiting around, i finally ask the photographer what i will be doing. He responds "You stand naked with a carrot" and he giggles. I'm like....WHAT?..... he must be joking. Andy thought he was joking too.
He wasn't.
SO i'm like OH GEEZ. WHat do i do now? If i am in this picture.. this will look good on my resume, like real good being photographed with a celeb and by a famous well respected photographer who takes pics of famous people all the time. But then I was like OMG NOLI! so i told Andy Noli doesn't want me talking to him let alone, standing naked with him. but i decided this is for me, and my career. So i am handed a Juicy Catoure robe, and am asked to remove my clothes. i kept my underwear on and said that "you can airbrush that out."
The pictures were takin of Andy and i hugging and Andy holding a carrot. Then i headed home. Called Noli to tell him before Andy could and rub it in his face that he got me to remove my clothes. Then... it was time to tell Mother. She FREAKED OUT. and she still is. she told my dad, she has told everyone.... thank you mom.... Well i am not embarrased by the picture, you cannot see anything and it is not sexual at all. so... i honestly don't ccare. But Andy feels bad that my mom got so upset.
Then Finallt Noli calls, and he is fucking pissed that i have talked to Andy when he told me not to. I said he can't tell me what to do, and then he was basically threating out relationship. Beccause he's jelous.
I tried out for the school fashion show to be a model. that was fun.
That is the Update. Hope you enjoyed it.
Last weekend i started my first day at Forever 21...eh...
I went to a party Saterday night that ended up with girls in tears and bloody noses. There was a girl fight so big that the police were called and everyone thought they were going to get arrested. So this hosue we are at are surounded by police and there is a spot light on the house. i realized that everyone at this party was like 14, 15,16. I was pissed. They need to be playing with Barbies, not getting drunk, inhaleing nitrix oxide and all that illegal stuff. So, since i was pissed (because i founf out this 14 year old who was in the car with me and Heather was Coked out...) I decided to calm everyone down by saying "If you are 18, you have nothing to worry about!" Then half the party said that were not, i then said "Okay well then if i were you i would get into your car and leave." OH BUT WAIT! THEY ARE WHAT...14 YEARS OLD?? THEY DON'T DRIVE!!! so i then said "If you don't drive, i would suggest you start running..." Heather was being chased by the cops apparantly and i was left behind at this little kid preschool party house. Cool....luckly i found a ride to another friends house. But this isn't the good story.
It gets better...
So Sunday morning.. Andy Dick calls me. He is going to be photographed by some famous photographer named Lionel Deluy. He though this would be a good oppertunity for me to do some modeling with the big timers. Well, i said no, because Noli does not want me talking to him, let alone modeling with him. I told my mom and she told me to call Andy and tell him yes. So i did. So Samantha J. and I rolled down to Venice Beach for the photoshoot. Andy was running fashionably late, but then he arrived......with his kids.. and his 18 year old son. So... Andy has told everyone that i am his girlfriend...wtf is his son thinking. yea.. AWKWARD.
After a few hours of waiting around, i finally ask the photographer what i will be doing. He responds "You stand naked with a carrot" and he giggles. I'm like....WHAT?..... he must be joking. Andy thought he was joking too.
He wasn't.
SO i'm like OH GEEZ. WHat do i do now? If i am in this picture.. this will look good on my resume, like real good being photographed with a celeb and by a famous well respected photographer who takes pics of famous people all the time. But then I was like OMG NOLI! so i told Andy Noli doesn't want me talking to him let alone, standing naked with him. but i decided this is for me, and my career. So i am handed a Juicy Catoure robe, and am asked to remove my clothes. i kept my underwear on and said that "you can airbrush that out."
The pictures were takin of Andy and i hugging and Andy holding a carrot. Then i headed home. Called Noli to tell him before Andy could and rub it in his face that he got me to remove my clothes. Then... it was time to tell Mother. She FREAKED OUT. and she still is. she told my dad, she has told everyone.... thank you mom.... Well i am not embarrased by the picture, you cannot see anything and it is not sexual at all. so... i honestly don't ccare. But Andy feels bad that my mom got so upset.
Then Finallt Noli calls, and he is fucking pissed that i have talked to Andy when he told me not to. I said he can't tell me what to do, and then he was basically threating out relationship. Beccause he's jelous.
I tried out for the school fashion show to be a model. that was fun.
That is the Update. Hope you enjoyed it.