ANdy and Noli Dick
OKay... are you ready for this? i need to vent. but just so you know... it's a damn good story.
OK. so as you know, I am dating Noli. Well....he has been in Utah for the past 5 days at Sundance Film Festival. If you go to lastnightsparty.com, you will see topless girls and naked guys and people doing 69 on the dance floors. guess who is in these pictures.....you guessed it, Noli. Noli has not called me once since i dropped him off at the Airport and he returned today...still no call.
Last thursday, Noli took me to meet Andy Dick. yes, Andy Dick. Now.......ANdy dick wants to fuck me like there is no tomorro. He wants to date me. He wants me to be his girlfriend. he calls me EVERY SINGLE DAY. yes, this is kinda cool a celebrity wants me...but he is 40 years old and has a son who is a year older than me. Sick? yes. So... i have found ALOT about Noli from Andy. Noli told Andy about me... but this is what Noli said:
"Dude, i am fucking this girl and her dad works for Warner Brothers. She fucking loves me. she will do anything, we can get this guy to help produce our movie."
ANDY:"oh awsome! yes letys do it"
so.........to Noli, i am some girl he is fucking to get to her dad. i FUCKING KNEW IT! but i just did not want to believe.
I asked Noli "what are we? people ask and i always say i don;t know because i don;t"
His response "well what do you think?"
"i don;t know"
"well i am not ready for a commitment yet" (by the way, we have been dating for almost 4 months)
I said " I really like you and i am not seeing anyone else but you"
"Thanks."
Thanks?THANKS????!!!! he is fucking other girls and i know it. !#@!$@#%@#$!!!
We were lying in bed and he could sense my anger and dissapointment. "You are a very sweet girl and you deserve the best and trust me, i will not bullshit you. If ever i feel i am not going to be the best for you, i will let you know" well Noli......lick my left nut. OMFG he is acting EXACTLY LIKE LEE. Noli's EX wants him back...he never takes me out...i hate him. and i'm going to break up with him. and of he doesn;t try and stop me, then i guess he really was just a dumb fuck.
Andy called me late last night and told me Noli is fucking girls at Sundance. he fucks girls in the business to use them to help out his own movie business.
He needs to go to Hell.
I am going to write a book.
ANdy dick is on my nuts...i can't concentrate on anything except Noli and Andy. and this is soo bad. i mean i screamed at Dustin cause i am soo bent out of shape about this whole situation.
Noli is too good looking, thus making him a whore. And i am pissed because i feel like he thinks i am totally oblivious.
ok.. i must try and relax now..YEA RIGHT!
OK. so as you know, I am dating Noli. Well....he has been in Utah for the past 5 days at Sundance Film Festival. If you go to lastnightsparty.com, you will see topless girls and naked guys and people doing 69 on the dance floors. guess who is in these pictures.....you guessed it, Noli. Noli has not called me once since i dropped him off at the Airport and he returned today...still no call.
Last thursday, Noli took me to meet Andy Dick. yes, Andy Dick. Now.......ANdy dick wants to fuck me like there is no tomorro. He wants to date me. He wants me to be his girlfriend. he calls me EVERY SINGLE DAY. yes, this is kinda cool a celebrity wants me...but he is 40 years old and has a son who is a year older than me. Sick? yes. So... i have found ALOT about Noli from Andy. Noli told Andy about me... but this is what Noli said:
"Dude, i am fucking this girl and her dad works for Warner Brothers. She fucking loves me. she will do anything, we can get this guy to help produce our movie."
ANDY:"oh awsome! yes letys do it"
so.........to Noli, i am some girl he is fucking to get to her dad. i FUCKING KNEW IT! but i just did not want to believe.
I asked Noli "what are we? people ask and i always say i don;t know because i don;t"
His response "well what do you think?"
"i don;t know"
"well i am not ready for a commitment yet" (by the way, we have been dating for almost 4 months)
I said " I really like you and i am not seeing anyone else but you"
"Thanks."
Thanks?THANKS????!!!! he is fucking other girls and i know it. !#@!$@#%@#$!!!
We were lying in bed and he could sense my anger and dissapointment. "You are a very sweet girl and you deserve the best and trust me, i will not bullshit you. If ever i feel i am not going to be the best for you, i will let you know" well Noli......lick my left nut. OMFG he is acting EXACTLY LIKE LEE. Noli's EX wants him back...he never takes me out...i hate him. and i'm going to break up with him. and of he doesn;t try and stop me, then i guess he really was just a dumb fuck.
Andy called me late last night and told me Noli is fucking girls at Sundance. he fucks girls in the business to use them to help out his own movie business.
He needs to go to Hell.
I am going to write a book.
ANdy dick is on my nuts...i can't concentrate on anything except Noli and Andy. and this is soo bad. i mean i screamed at Dustin cause i am soo bent out of shape about this whole situation.
Noli is too good looking, thus making him a whore. And i am pissed because i feel like he thinks i am totally oblivious.
ok.. i must try and relax now..YEA RIGHT!