Oct 16, 2004 22:07
Norman and his wife live in Calgary. One winter
morning while listening to the radio, they hear the
announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10
centimetres of snow today. You must park your car on
the even numbered side of the street, so the
snowplough can get through." Norman's wife goes out
and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the
radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12
centimetres of snow today. You must park your car on
the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplough
can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her
car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when
the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14
centimetres of snow today. You must park..........."
then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is
very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of
the street do I need to park on so the snowplough can
get through?
With the love and understanding in his voice like all
of us men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Norman
says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this
time?"