happy mother's day

[coobochip]

it's like 5 in the monring and i'm making the world's ugliest pb&j finger sandwiches. i've never made a peanut butter jelly sandwich before. i know ur shocked but since i don't like peanut butter i've just never had the need. i could've used to practice. i made a mess. haha. my lemon pepper tuna ones came out nice at least. they came first and after them it was down hill. my petit fours aren't so delicate as i'd like. i can't find where tj put my decorative icing. the store didn't have the sugar cake decor i wanted. and my cheese cake--oh my goodness, i've made this cheesecake like 50 times it's so freakin easy! and what do you think has happened? my layers mixed! gah! i've never had my layers mix! i don't know why my layers mixed! i don't know what it will taste like but hopefully it will be good. we'll just pretend like that didn't happen. so i was just gonna go and make my petite muffins, baby mud bars, and teacakes but i think i'm gonna leave that for tomorrow or later today rather since i apparently SUCK at life right now. my mother's day surprise is not goin anywhere near as planned. i've had the WEIRDEST week like ever. for real. it'd be like the zippers just falling out of my clothes, oh wait that has happened. yep it's been weird.

In some secluded rendezvous, (WHOOPEE!! [Whistle!] [POP!] )
That overlooks the avenue, (HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK!)
With someone sharing a delightful chat, (Yickity Yickity Yickity!)
Of this and that, And cocktails for two. (clink! clink!)
As we enjoy a cigarette, (COUGH! [CHOKE!])
To some exqiuisite chansonette, [fiddles plays]
Two hands are sure to slyly meet beneath a serviette,
With cocktails for two. (clink! clink!)