For services to armchair retail?
Mum was telling me all about someone in a book she'd been reading.
Mum: "...and he had a very good war record with the Royal Air force - he won the D.F.S!"
Me: "Er, was that the DFC perhaps?"
Mum: "What's DFS, then?"
Me: "It's a furniture shop"
Mum: "...and he had a very good war record with the Royal Air force - he won the D.F.S!"
Me: "Er, was that the DFC perhaps?"
Mum: "What's DFS, then?"
Me: "It's a furniture shop"