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[convict_riddick]

Dear Students of Hogwarts,

I regret to inform you that your Survival Against Magical Creatures Teacher, Richard B. Riddick, has been apprehended today by the ministry. He has been charged with kidnapping of a student you may know, Samus Aran. Do not expect to contact her, since her journal has been seized to prevent any bias when we question her

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[kickassninja]

Well, that ain't surprisin'.

[convict_riddick]

Why is that?

[kickassninja]

'cause he's screwed up in the head or somethin', duh.

[convict_riddick]

Killers are like that.

[kickassninja]

Guess so.

[_chizuru_chan]

Ki-killers?! They let a killer work at Hogwarts?!

[kickassninja]

Yeah, he's like a convict or somethin'.

[_chizuru_chan]

A convicted killer?! Wait, no; Dumbledore would never let a convincted murderer teach at school. Are you sure?

[convict_riddick]

I could list off the crimes on his Criminal Record if you'd like.

[_chizuru_chan]

Whatever. Dumbledore has been Headmaster here since my parents were students. I've known you, what, five minutes? And I'm supposed to believe you?

[convict_riddick]

I'm not asking you to believe me. I am just telling you that Riddick has quite the history as a Killer.

And if you are confused why Dumbledore let him in Hogwarts regardless of the fact that he was a proven Killer, you best ask Dumbledore that question seeing as I wonder it myself.

[_chizuru_chan]

I'm not going to question the headmaster. I'm sure he knows what he's doing. Besides, there's several teachers I'd rather see out of here before the Defense Against Animals guy....

[[strike legible]]

[convict_riddick]

Sure he does.

[kickassninja]

Yeah, I'm sure. He's friggin' crazy, too.

[_chizuru_chan]

Dumbledore's nuts, but he's a good guy. He'd never endanger students.

[kickassninja]

You sure about that?