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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I didn't flush (-1 points). In August I stole floodlitromance's purse (-30 points). In February I gave jackergurrbear a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In January I pulled over and changed ____justpeachy's flat tire (15 points). Last Friday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-666 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
convexed_dave