No, Really. Three Bunnies this time!
Edit: This was originally posted to the Tf bunny farm. Posting from there via LJ's Posting option ate my post >.<
1) This is probably been mentioned already: Bayverse meets Southpark. For some reason I'm always seeing Ironhide with his own Mr Hat arguing or pointing out the merits of his own cannons.
who would be a great cartman?
2) Tis next one works for all universes, but I'm daydreaming in Bayverse color. This second one is based on my own fascination with biology. I would love to see soemone write about TF mechanics/biology from a dr's POV. I personally see Transformers as being highly complex creatures that are on par with anything organic on earth. The only reason why TFs can replace a leg or spark chamber is because their ability to do such delicate surgeries is far superior to our medical know how. The Ancient Egyptians could do some forms of brain surgery (They had head-whacking -to make someone black out - down to an art). I would compare human medical knowledge on par with that of the ancient Egyptians and Transformer medical knowledge of their own species on par with that of present human advancements. To have someone compare the two species and how their systems perform roughly the same functions and then contrast these same systems would be a fascinating read.
** 2.b - Which brings up the other part of this bunny - Transformers taught the ancient egyptians some of their medical skills!
3) Bayverse movie outtakes. Pure and utter crack. ROTF spolier alert at the bottom! Some of my own examples:
2007
- Someone accidenly steps on 'Mojo'. Several times. Bay is NOT amused.
- When Ratchet knocks down the power lines, Jazz forces the scene to be reshot 58 times because he can NOT stop laughing. Ends with one shot almost being perfect but Jazz breaks out giggling again. Then, when Ratty is still on the ground, a hand comes up and gives Jazz the Finger.
- Bee accidently drives over LeBeof or Fox's foot during the tunnel scene.
- Random scene activity shot: Jazz is filmed wiggling around in 2 halves. First comes his fore end followed by his legs which are walking upright. While Megatron is getting makeup, someone annoys him and as he turns to snap, someone is accidently shoved off the working platform by one of his numerous projecting chunks of metal.
- Barricade performing Shakespear with Frenzy's prop head.
- Barricade growling, on all fours, at Mojo. Mojo won't back down.
2009
-The Fallen is shooting in the forest scene and accidently steps in Ravage crap. An argument starts about how he's not payed enough and no-one is watching the pit slagging cat.
- Durting break Bee is seen giving Ravage enthusuastic belly rubs. Ravage is sucking it up like the over sized animal he is.
- Soundwave getting his tentacles 'permed' before shooting
- Several out takes where Wheelie is prevented from 'showing his loyalty' to Mojo. He's eventually crated to prevent him from driving everyone up the wall - sometimes literally.
-Optimus and Megatron playing chess:
Optimus: 'I Know you're cheating. I Can't figure out how.'
Megatron: 'I wouldn't win if I told you, would I?'**makes a move** 'Check mate.'
Optimus: 'Bastard.'
-Prop adjustment scene with Jetfire to prep him for the parachute joke.
Crew #1: 'Okay. Try it again.'
Jetfire opens the valves and nothing happens.
Crew #1 tinkers with something and pulls up.
Crew #1 : 'Try it again.'
Jetfire retries. Nothing happens.
Crew #1 goes in to fix something. While hidden, Jetfire's shutes open loudly.
Crew #1 stands up with shock and then with a disgusted look on his face, plugs his nose and runs.
Jetfire smiles and turns to the camera man filming this moment.
Jetfire: Gasoline farts. Humans hate 'em. **laughs**
I'm sure y'all can think of better examples of what I cooked up ^.^
1) This is probably been mentioned already: Bayverse meets Southpark. For some reason I'm always seeing Ironhide with his own Mr Hat arguing or pointing out the merits of his own cannons.
who would be a great cartman?
2) Tis next one works for all universes, but I'm daydreaming in Bayverse color. This second one is based on my own fascination with biology. I would love to see soemone write about TF mechanics/biology from a dr's POV. I personally see Transformers as being highly complex creatures that are on par with anything organic on earth. The only reason why TFs can replace a leg or spark chamber is because their ability to do such delicate surgeries is far superior to our medical know how. The Ancient Egyptians could do some forms of brain surgery (They had head-whacking -to make someone black out - down to an art). I would compare human medical knowledge on par with that of the ancient Egyptians and Transformer medical knowledge of their own species on par with that of present human advancements. To have someone compare the two species and how their systems perform roughly the same functions and then contrast these same systems would be a fascinating read.
** 2.b - Which brings up the other part of this bunny - Transformers taught the ancient egyptians some of their medical skills!
3) Bayverse movie outtakes. Pure and utter crack. ROTF spolier alert at the bottom! Some of my own examples:
2007
- Someone accidenly steps on 'Mojo'. Several times. Bay is NOT amused.
- When Ratchet knocks down the power lines, Jazz forces the scene to be reshot 58 times because he can NOT stop laughing. Ends with one shot almost being perfect but Jazz breaks out giggling again. Then, when Ratty is still on the ground, a hand comes up and gives Jazz the Finger.
- Bee accidently drives over LeBeof or Fox's foot during the tunnel scene.
- Random scene activity shot: Jazz is filmed wiggling around in 2 halves. First comes his fore end followed by his legs which are walking upright. While Megatron is getting makeup, someone annoys him and as he turns to snap, someone is accidently shoved off the working platform by one of his numerous projecting chunks of metal.
- Barricade performing Shakespear with Frenzy's prop head.
- Barricade growling, on all fours, at Mojo. Mojo won't back down.
2009
-The Fallen is shooting in the forest scene and accidently steps in Ravage crap. An argument starts about how he's not payed enough and no-one is watching the pit slagging cat.
- Durting break Bee is seen giving Ravage enthusuastic belly rubs. Ravage is sucking it up like the over sized animal he is.
- Soundwave getting his tentacles 'permed' before shooting
- Several out takes where Wheelie is prevented from 'showing his loyalty' to Mojo. He's eventually crated to prevent him from driving everyone up the wall - sometimes literally.
-Optimus and Megatron playing chess:
Optimus: 'I Know you're cheating. I Can't figure out how.'
Megatron: 'I wouldn't win if I told you, would I?'**makes a move** 'Check mate.'
Optimus: 'Bastard.'
-Prop adjustment scene with Jetfire to prep him for the parachute joke.
Crew #1: 'Okay. Try it again.'
Jetfire opens the valves and nothing happens.
Crew #1 tinkers with something and pulls up.
Crew #1 : 'Try it again.'
Jetfire retries. Nothing happens.
Crew #1 goes in to fix something. While hidden, Jetfire's shutes open loudly.
Crew #1 stands up with shock and then with a disgusted look on his face, plugs his nose and runs.
Jetfire smiles and turns to the camera man filming this moment.
Jetfire: Gasoline farts. Humans hate 'em. **laughs**
I'm sure y'all can think of better examples of what I cooked up ^.^