7 Queries

[conundrumking]

Is it always this boring here?  Where are these horrible curses you're always whining about?  Oh, a dance contest!  Terrifying!

The ringmasters in charge of this circus are playing you all for morons.  Watching you run around in circles panicking over nothing is probably more entertaining than anything they can come up with.  Don't get me wrong; I

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[tinyvampiregod]

Oho~ you want to play?

[conundrumking]

Only if you're up for mind games.

[tinyvampiregod]

I'm excellent at mind games.

[conundrumking]

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[tinyvampiregod]

I would give you the answer in person.

[conundrumking]

In the interest of staying alive, I would have to decline. No offense meant, but half of the people in this city are psychopathic, and most of the rest are murderers.

[tinyvampiregod]

Aren't I too small and cute for either?

[conundrumking]

Small enough to be sneaky and cute enough to charm your way out of murder.

[tinyvampiregod]

I'd give you my word not to murder you. I never lie. I'm being quite honest. I just want to play mind games.

[conundrumking]

How do I know I can trust your word?

[tinyvampiregod]

The same way I will trust you not to murder me.