6 Queries [voice]

[conundrumking]

What mammal has venomous spurs, makes use of electrolocation, and is the only living member of its family?

As if it isn't obvious. I'm a living riddle--a bizarre, unfathomable mesh of animals, an oddity of the natural world! [small growly sound, then a splash (which happens to be the sound of a platypus jumping into the bathtub--thank you for

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[baixin]

A fellow odd Australian creature!

[conundrumking]

I'm more odd than a kangaroo. Crazy marsupials!

[baixin]

Mar-su-pi-all? What is that?

You are odd indeed, but interesting.

[conundrumking]

Look it up--that's why we have a library.

And handsome? Don't forget handsome.

[baixin]

Then I'll just find the opposite of what I research.

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Don't put words in my mouth, Mister.

[conundrumking]

Then you're not researching the right way.

What? It's not like it isn't the truth.

[baixin]

Then how ought I to research?

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So you think!