4 Queries

[conundrumking]

What's white and cold and full of nothing?

How am I supposed to eat my cereal with nothing? And with a crow gawking at me, to boot! Jonny, your taste in animal companions leaves much to be desired. Why couldn't you have found a cow? At least we would have milk

Comments

[kingofatlantis]

Just t'piss you off, I think.

[conundrumking]

That's not a bad answer, considering how well they're doing that.

Do you have a mind?

[kingofatlantis]

I do, n'fact, sorry.

[conundrumking]

Would you suspend it for a price?

[kingofatlantis]

Nah, I rather like it. Prolly won't be too hard findin' someone 'round here who will, though.

[conundrumking]

That's a pity. It's harder than you would think, considering the fee I'm prepared to pay... for some reason, no one seems to like me.

[kingofatlantis]

Who's gonna admit to themselves that they're mindless enough to do menial labor for you?

Then again, maybe they really like Apple Jacks n'you've offended the lot of them.

[conundrumking]

You would be amazed--there's always someone willing to do anything and suffer any insult for money.

They don't taste like apples.

[kingofatlantis]

Real money, sure. Not this ridiculous play money.

N'besides, f'you're poor here you can always talk some bleeding heart into taking you in and feeding you for free just by complaining about it over the network.

[conundrumking]

Are you implying that I should take advantage of the charitable nature of this City's kinder citizens?

I like you.

[kingofatlantis]

Essentially, yeah.

I mean, f'you had just said "pretty please" rather than that you wanted to hire a thug, y'might have your milk by now. Catch more flies with honey, n'all that rot.

[conundrumking]

That's not the way it's done. There are certain rules... set ways that these things need to be done.

[kingofatlantis]

Huh. Well how's it workin' out for you so far, doin' things your way?

[conundrumking]

Not well, but setbacks don't justify cheating.