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[contumelius]

Mom, next time you try to talk to me about fapping be sure to do it when:
a) Dad isn't around.
b) we aren't watching Oprah.

craaaaaaaaap yesterday was awkward. 

Comments

[soapbar]

{lmao} what the frigging hell ?
Your Mother is surely a weird woman.

[contumelius]

I agree, rofl.
I feel scarred for life now.
ugh.

[soapbar]

Mind me asking how she came up with that topic?

[contumelius]

Oprah was doing something about teen sexuality.
x:

[soapbar]

I see nao. {has never watched Oprah}