baby, come home!
MISSING: Dell Inspiron 700 (760? 7 something), 15 in wide, silver and white, slightly scratched on the top and possibly in black zip case, last seen at Spiderhouse (I thought in Ben's car, but apparently not). If whoever stole it is not an idiot, then all of my files will be erased and it won't be in the case anymore, but if for some reason you see someone with this computer ask them where they got it, then punch them (because they're lying, it's mine and they stole it) and bring it to me and I'll do something awesome for you (and be really, really, really happy). This thing is my baby and I put a lot of work into it, and besides that was a gift from my family and holds some sentimental value for me (I know it's a computer, shut up) and I need need need need to get it back!
If for some reason I just left it in your car, house, or general possession, please give it back also. I am really good at forgetting important things, so it's not that far-fetched that this has happened. Either way, any assistance is deeply, deeply appreciated.
thanks,
Abby.
P.S: I have officially been purchased by Spiderhouse and will be working there every day for the next, well, ever (except maybe Monday). You should come by and pour cold water over my head or something because it the humidity in combination with waiting tables in the sunny courtyard for 4-8 hours is fucking ridiculous.
If for some reason I just left it in your car, house, or general possession, please give it back also. I am really good at forgetting important things, so it's not that far-fetched that this has happened. Either way, any assistance is deeply, deeply appreciated.
thanks,
Abby.
P.S: I have officially been purchased by Spiderhouse and will be working there every day for the next, well, ever (except maybe Monday). You should come by and pour cold water over my head or something because it the humidity in combination with waiting tables in the sunny courtyard for 4-8 hours is fucking ridiculous.