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[control_on_edge]

Alfred, get your damn cat out of my dorm! Thirteen coughed up... things on my bed three times today.

If you don't, your cat will be fed to something bigger than her.

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[redwhiteandhero]

So that's where she

I'll come get her, but she ain't gonna stay. And her name is 13.

[control_on_edge]

Put a leash on her, and I'll write her names as I choose.

[redwhiteandhero]

You can't put a leash on a cat, that's just stupid.

[control_on_edge]

Not if it will stop her from throwing up on my bed.

[redwhiteandhero]

She's not a dog.

[control_on_edge]

No, she's going to be dinner for something.

[redwhiteandhero]

You try and I'll make you dinner for the squid.

[control_on_edge]

Highly unlikely.

[redwhiteandhero]

Yeah you just try me.

[control_on_edge]

Just keep her off of my bed, I don't mind her when she's not leaving half eaten bird on my bed.

[redwhiteandhero]

That's a present.

Just put a shielding spell or something around it if it bothers you so much.

[control_on_edge]

Well, I have a present for you, Alfred.

I'm worried that she'll try to sleep on my face.

[redwhiteandhero]

I said I'd come get her. Merlin.

[control_on_edge]

Bring me your sheets. You can have mine.

[redwhiteandhero]

Alright but you have to make your bed and mine.

[control_on_edge]

...Fine.