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Tom: Alexz asked me whose boobs are bigger, hers or Kristas.
Will: Wow, that's a death trap
Tom: I know, there's no way I can say Krista's are bigger without them thinking I'm saying that just because she's my girlfriend.
Will: None of that shit matters anyway, Alexz looks like an ugly boy. An ugly boy with boobs isn't any better, in fact, it's much worse.
Will: And you fucked the ugly boy!
Tom: Yeah but at least she looks like a 12 year old boy... you know how I like me some 12 year old boys.
Will: That reminds me, how's Maxwell?
Tom: Hotter than Alexz, that's for sure.
Will: He's got nice tits, I'd hit it.
Tom: Well, so would I. I mean, hello?
Will: But that's family.
Tom: !!!!!!!!!!
*Runs away and goes to Leona's.*
P.S. Will has no respect for Alexz, though he's never had any real interaction with her. He also doesn't give a shit if you have a problem with that.