Amuses on a Long Haul Flight

Jan 08, 2006 19:59

Collection of wisdom and experience while slumped down for 12 hours:

1. You feel the contour of your ass had changed to conform to that of your seat

2. The moment you finish one meal, you start counting down to the next

3. When you read a dirty magazine during flight, you worry the adjacent old man may want to feast his eyes as well

4. Hamasaki Ayumi is high pitch enough to drown the monotonous droning of the aircraft engine in the background

5. Just when you think that you are getting pretty darn good at sudoku and you fear your head's gonna become so big you can't walk out of the plane, you spend three hours doing one puzzle. And screwed it up!

Back to this sunny island where I only need to wear a single layer of clothing. A cozy little place called home.
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