Sticky Fingers

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When the nights get cold and lonely
And you feel you've got nobody
Don't forget your right hand buddy!
Let's start to get down and dirty
Time to get your fingers sticky!

When the urges call
And it's starting to stand tall
Hurry reach for that pack of tissue!
To soak up your spurt of eeky goo
Time to get your fingers sticky!

When it feels a wee bit sore
Yet you know you still need more
Whip out the lube
Slap it on and hit it dude
Time to get your fingers sticky.. again!