"Of Secret Agents and Fellowships" Alec/James (Goldeneye) PG-13

[lannamichaels]

Title: Of Secret Agents and Fellowships
Author: lannamichaels
Fandom: Goldeneye (mentions of LOTR FPS)
Pairing: Alec/James (Aragorn/Boromir, Legolas/Gimli, Frodo/Sam, Merry/Pippin, Gandalf/Saruman all implied)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Ian Flemming and MGM. No money. Tolkien, Peter Jackson, and Newline. No money.
Setting: Goldeneye AU. :p
Warnings: Humor.

Comments

[oulangi]

I picture James kidnapping that actor, Sean Bean isn't it? and keeping him chained in the basement. Great idea and fun, I really enjoyed this.

[lannamichaels]

ooooh. Now that a plot bunny. Do something with it?

[oulangi]

Nope
*whistles innocently and feeds the bunny some crack coated carrots Telesilla left laying around*

[lannamichaels]

But...but...but....I have chocolate!!!

[oulangi]

Chocolate and crack coated carrots = breakfast of champions.
If James did kidnap that actor I have to wonder what Alec would have to say about it when he found out. Though catching him would be easy:

*Sean's Agent* Sean! I have a script for you. It's kind of sequel to 'Extremely Dangerous'

*Sean* Oh yeah?

*Agent* And They want you to train with members of her majesty's secret service to get into character. You'll do a special course

*Sean* Rolling in the mud with a bunck of blokes like? *dreamy* living together, eating together, showering together...

*Agent* Er. Right well their representative will be picking you up this afternoon. It's a six month commitment but I think it'll break some barriers for you. Your character doesn't die for one.

*rings off*

[lannamichaels]

*spews hot chocolate*
*ties you to your chair*

Write. Right. Now.

*feeds you more chocolate and carrots*