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contrarymatt

Mary is disturbed

Apr 21, 2008 16:11

[ooc: After Shelley's comment, 'wanted' is scratched out and 'watched' is scribbled over in big black pen]

What the fuck? Just wanted WATCHED a porno where a guy drowned in a bowl of chicken noodle soup. In 3D.

That's some weird shit. People are fucked up.

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tookeen April 22 2008, 02:27:38 UTC

DID THEY CALL THE POLICE?

contrarymatt April 22 2008, 02:33:16 UTC

NO! They just picked up the dead guy's head and dropped him back in the bowl before running off! Like 'HI RANDOM DEAD GUY! OK KEEP RUNNING!'

tookeen April 22 2008, 02:39:15 UTC

WAS THERE A MONSTER CHASING THEM?

contrarymatt April 22 2008, 02:42:34 UTC

WORSE! A CRAZY CHICKEN SOUP DROWNING PORN STAR CHICK!

tookeen April 22 2008, 02:45:25 UTC

WAIT

SO WHERE DOES THE BOW CHICKA WOW WOW PART COME IN?

contrarymatt April 22 2008, 02:54:25 UTC

Before the dead guy! And well, after the dead guy. Dead guy's just hanging out in the middle!

tookeen April 22 2008, 02:56:46 UTC

Wouldn't the smell be distracting?

contrarymatt April 22 2008, 02:59:01 UTC

No, no, dead guy was in another ROOM! There was sex, then there was running, then there was dead guy, then more sex! Fucking weird.

tookeen April 22 2008, 03:00:10 UTC

I THINK THEY NEED TO REORGANISE THEIR PRIORITIES

contrarymatt April 22 2008, 03:06:43 UTC

It was from the 70s? People were high all the time!

kid_skin April 22 2008, 04:08:48 UTC

Dude, for real, especially if it was like Campbell's soup.

notariel April 22 2008, 02:47:27 UTC

Oh my god, both of you are like excitable retarded puppies.

Indeed?

contrarymatt April 22 2008, 02:56:10 UTC

YES! I WOULDN'T LIE ABOUT THIS!

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