Unitarian Jihad!
Greetings to the
Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There
is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God
subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother
Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God
at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.
Greetings
to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States! Too long has your
attention been waylaid by the bright baubles of extremist thought. Too
long have fundamentalist yahoos of all religions (except Buddhism --
14-5 vote, no abstentions, fundamentalism subcommittee) made your head
hurt. Too long have you been buffeted by angry people who think that
God talks to them. You have a right to your moderation! You have the
power to be calm! We will use the IED of truth to explode the SUV of
dogmatic expression!
...
People of the United
States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets
of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice
people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies
in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.
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